Queuing in the shops is a rather tedious affair with elderly people blocking your way from all angles and the filthy smells of piss and body odour drifting your way, especially in the Post Office were you have to stand in line with other people who may just cough or sneeze in your face. These sorts of people should be hung and dragged along the motorway by a huge heavy goods vehicle and pelted with rotten fruit.
9 times out of 10 the air conditioning is shite and you are almost melting whilst stood in line and there aren't enough people on the tills to serve the amount of people waiting and the inevitable day dream of someone walking in declaring that he has a bomb stuffed in his pink frilly knickers just to clear the room always brightens your thoughts with an unheard chuckle from your brain.
Why can't they make shop queues interesting like an all you can eat buffet for christ sakes!
Friday, 24 August 2012
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